Pantsuit, Giorgio Armani

Pantsuit strong, Pansuit right.   A pantsuit in houndstooth speaks volumes unsaid, To those, who know well: Stay the fuck away for I am manspreading my loins   I air out my grundle Empowered by pantsuit   The checkered shirt I wear under, clashes with my houndstooth. So too may we,   Stay away from…

Mateo

Mateo wasn’t sure what powers had been imparted to the chair he’d stolen that day from Cracker Barrel, but he was certain that they’d gotten…